Cupid was engrossed, as she always was when working on her pet project. She was oblivious to everything but her laptop with its open windows of notes, spreadsheets and browser tabs.

So it was that Cupid did not notice the front door open. It was only when her laptop snapped closed that she realized that an elf sat across from her. He wore drab green overalls with a small pin on the lapel.

“ESS,” the elf said, flashing his ID.

“I’m busy,” Cupid said, annoyed at the interruption.

“Yes, I know. Busy trying to make Santa’s route more efficient.” The elf smiled slightly. “When will you learn not to mess with perfection? It’s a waste of time.”

“We’ve flown the same route devised long before we had computers—“

“I’m not here to discuss your…hobby.” Something in the elf’s voice made Cupid feel uneasy. “Let me be frank. We know you don’t fit in. And we know you support the Mission.” He gestured at Cupid’s laptop. “Your dedication to this project of yours—misguided though it may be—demonstrates that.”

“My work is neither a hobby nor misguided,” Cupid said.

The elf waved his hand as if shooing a fly. “We need your help with something that actually matters. The future of the Mission may depend on it.”

Cupid thought a moment and said, “What do you want me to do?”

The elf smiled broadly and said, “Have you ever been to Vixen’s?”
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Moral: Cupid ain’t stupid.


Be sure to visit the other writers who are participating in this year’s BlogFestivus:

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Lynn Schneider Books
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So I Went Undercover
Joe Owen’s Blog
MC’s Whispers
LittleWonder2
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Voice in Me
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k8edid
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A Spoonful of Suga

BlogFestivus 2012 Day 6: Cupid
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9 thoughts on “BlogFestivus 2012 Day 6: Cupid

  • 12-16-2012 at 4:55 pm
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    “Cupid ain’t stupid” — oy! Love it.

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    • 12-16-2012 at 11:50 pm
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      Yeah, that was kind of a groaner. I couldn’t resist.

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    • 12-20-2012 at 7:26 am
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      Yes. I’m finding the intrigue very intriguing. This is turning out to be a wonderfully woven tale.

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      • 12-20-2012 at 5:08 pm
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        I’m glad it’s working for you. It’s been fun (and interesting) trying to weave things together while honoring the 243-word limit.

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  • 12-20-2012 at 11:23 am
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    Take those elves out, damn it. This is going great, can’t wait to get to the next one. 🙂

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    • 12-20-2012 at 5:10 pm
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      As blogdramedy pointed out somewhere, it’s interesting to see how many “bad” elves are appearing in these stories. Odd, because I normally find the elves kinda cute.

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