Geese. Sluts of the bird world. I oughta know. I’m a duck who had the misfortune of falling in love with one.

Her name was Naomi. I loved everything about her except one. Naomi ran with a gang, The Gagglehood, but I hoped one day she would leave that life behind. 

Then I found out the truth. The Gagglehood was ring of six prostitutes run by a buzzard named Willie. He had those geese a-laying seven days a week. I was devastated. Naomi swore she loved me, but if she left, Willie would kill her.

Well, I got a bunch of my fellows together and we took out Willie. As soon as he was dead, I looked for Naomi, but it was too late. She had drowned herself. I have nothing left to live for. Maybe I’ll see her in ducky heaven.

Signed, Daffy.

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This is my BlogFestivus entry for day 6, six geese a-laying. Halfway done! Oh, and sorry to any Daffy Duck lovers out there. Of course, this doesn’t have to have been the Daffy.

 

Day Body Count Possible Moral
Day 1 0 Don’t land in a tree when parachuting with a bag full of money.
Day 2 2 Beware of pretty shiny things.
Day 3 2 Don’t let taunts get to you. Also, don’t play with explosives.
Day 4 1 Don’t mess with the birds.
Day 5 0 Fantasy doth not the place of reality take.
Day 6 2 Beware of falling in love with a goose.

 

And, see the sidebar for a list of the other people participating in this wacky creation of Blogdramedy. (Note there’s a couple of newcomers to the game.)

BlogFestivus Day 6: Good bye
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9 thoughts on “BlogFestivus Day 6: Good bye

  • 12-06-2011 at 2:06 pm
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    This sounds like a Tarantino movie!
    Love the body count tally board.

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    • 12-06-2011 at 2:09 pm
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      Ha! Thanks! (I was actually thinking of doing a body count scoreboard for all participants, but that seems presumptuous — not to mention a lot of work.)

      Plus, it isn’t like this is a competition to see who can kill off the most characters.

      Is it?

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  • 12-06-2011 at 3:38 pm
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    I know! Ooh, I like it. Death Inc. Catchy.

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    • 12-06-2011 at 4:48 pm
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      Thanks! I wonder how many words we’ve created during this?

      It’s a magnunderful thing!

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  • 12-06-2011 at 11:56 pm
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    Murder, Death, and Humor. What more would I ask for?

    Loved this one Random. Geese being sluts and the Gagglehood.

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    • 12-07-2011 at 12:01 pm
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      Thanks, Bitter! I’m glad you liked it!

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