Paul opened the small box and looked at five golden rings. Let’s see, he thought, the plain one for Nancy, putting it on and tucking the box safely away.

After a day with Nancy and the kids, it was time to move on. This time he selected the ring etched with “Paul & Diane Forever.” He spent two days with her, since their son was away at college and they could indulge their pent-up passion. 

Next, adorned with the white-gold ring, he spent Christmas Eve with Eileen and their two daughters. For Christmas Day, he went to Marion’s and felt their baby kick for the first time.

With great regret, he took his leave. Reluctantly, he put on the final ring, the true ring, and awoke to his wife kicking and berating him. “Get up, you good-for-nothing loser.” With a groan, he got up.

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Hmm… Maybe I should write these after more coffee. Anyway, that’s today’s BlogFestivus entry. Sorry.

Day Body Count Possible Moral
Day 1 0 Don’t land in a tree when parachuting with a bag full of money.
Day 2 2 Beware of pretty shiny things.
Day 3 2 Don’t let taunts get to you. Also, don’t play with explosives.
Day 4 1 Don’t mess with the birds.
Day 5 0 Fantasy doth not the place of reality take.

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BlogFestivus Day 5: A Christmas fantasy
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6 thoughts on “BlogFestivus Day 5: A Christmas fantasy

    • 12-05-2011 at 2:32 pm
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      Ha! Good point. Then again, maybe it would be for the best.

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  • 12-05-2011 at 8:02 pm
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    I hate cheaters! I’m glad he got a kicking. *Smiles*

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    • 12-05-2011 at 8:28 pm
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      Men are such pigs! Of course, he was only cheating in his dreams, but still…

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