Setting: DOCTOR and NURSE standing over a table performing surgery on a patient.
[NURSE hands DOCTOR a scalpel. It’s blue.]
DOCTOR: [Looks at scalpel and hands it back to NURSE] Give me the yellow one.
NURSE: [Sets blue scalpel down, hands over yellow one] You do realize they’re both the same, right?
DOCTOR: Oh, you’re one of those. Forceps!
[NURSE hands DOCTOR a forceps. It’s yellow.]
DOCTOR: [Just looks at forceps in NURSE’s hand] The mauve one.
NURSE: Sorry, the best I can do is…